Jun 29, 2009

Tamil Kadhal SMS

En idhayathai thirudiyaval nee,
Thanimayil irundhu vaaduvadhu naana?
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Rathiyae unnai kandadhum mathi'ilandhaen
Nilavae unnai paarthadhum sol'lilandhaen
Varam koduppaayaa un kadhalai?
Kadan koduppaayaa un idhayathai?

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Love Propose Tamil kathal kavithai
Kadhal inikkum karumbaa? Erikkum neruppa?
Theriyavillai...
Kadhal paarkadal amirdhama?
Paambin nanja?
Rusithadillai...
Kathal poongavin thendrala?
Paalaivana puyala?
Puriyadha pudhir...
Idhaiyellam anubavikka,
enakku un kadhal varam tharuvaaya?

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Kadhal Haiku
Kaathirupadhu aanukku alagu,
Kaakka vaipadhu pennukku alagu.

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amil Kadhal SMS asking for answer
En kanngalil unnayum,
en kan imayil en uyirayum,
ethhanai naatkaldhan sumandhu thirivaen?
Idhu unakku nyayama?
En kangalai mooda munbu,
mudivondrai sollividu en kannimayae.
Short but sweet Tamil Love SMS
Penne unnai kandadhum kadhal konden naane,
Kanne'thirae thondriyadhalae tholaindavan naanthaane.

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Describing Kadhali with Tamil Romantic SMS
Uyirukkul manithan alagu,
Manithanukkul pen alagu,
Pennukul nee alagu,
Unnakul ellamey alagu.
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Romantic Tamil Kavithai Haiku SMS Kaatril Kuda Aval irukkiraal Enbathai Unarthen..!
Thoosi'yaai Vanthu En Kannai Kalanga Vaitha Podhu......
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Unnai

Endha Alavukku

Pidikkum Enru

Theriyavillai…

Aanal!

Unnai

Pidiththa Alavukku

Indha Ulagaththil

Veru Edhuvum

Enakku Pidikkavillai…

MY DEAR I LOVE YOU FOREVER…
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Aval Mutham Itta Idathil
Yaarum Thottu Vida Koodathendru
Naan Aamaitha Veli Thaan
Indha Dhaadi…
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uravugal enbathu
ilaiyuthir kalathu
yekka kanavugal…..

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kanavai mattum kanatheergal…..
pinnbu kaneeril
ezhulathapadum
ungalin kaviyangal…….
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anba unnai nilavuku opidamatan nilavaum eruvar thotu vitathal!
unnai malaruku opidamatan vadugal moypathinal!
nii puthiyaval eanakana pirathvala diiii
eannavalaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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endru pornamium ellai! ean evalavu valicham?
malargal eallam anathamai malargiratha vidiyalum alla!
pullimangal thili vilaiyada…
aagilama anathathil muzhgi erukirathu. aaaan?
anba un varugayalo!!!!

endu avalin piratha nall…
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Nam kangal sandaiyidugaiyil kaayam ennamo en idhayathirku dhan…
Anbe un pinju idhalgalal en nenjil othadam kodupaya?…
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Kangal Asaiya Villai.

Uthadugal Pesavillai.

Idhayam Mattum

Valiyal Thudikirathu

Anbe Unnai Kanamal…

Unakkaga
Kathirukkam
Saran***
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“karpanaigalai kanakillamal sumanthu sellum perunthu idayam”
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What is Kathal?
Operation illamal idayangal edammaarum idam!
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Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey
Pin aval unai athigamaga pesa vaithi viduval " thaniyaga" .
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Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum thandanai.
"KADHAL"
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Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni......
"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu
un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.
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Unmaiyaana anbukku mattumey un kanneer thulligal theriyum.”. “nee mazhaiyil nanaindhu kondey azhudhaalum kooda”
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Mounama iruntha podhu santhiththom, Peasum poluthu printhu vittom.. by {uthadukal }
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Vizhigal moodum sila nimidangal mattum nan unnai ninaipathillai.
En vizhigal nirantharamai moodum varai ninaithu kondirupen Unai…..
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Kaatrum manakirathu! kaaranam…
Athu un swasathaiyum seirthu sumanthu varugiradhe Athanal thaan…!
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Akka friend’a akkaava ninaikkalam, thangachi friend’a thangachiyaa ninaikalam but….
Pondatti frienda pondattiya ninaika mudiyuma?
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Night was young and moon was high as we were alone just she and I, her eyes were blue I knew exactly what she wanted me to do, her skin was so smooth her legs were fine, I ran my finger down her spine, I don’t know how but I tried my best as I placed my hand on her breast. My heart was beating fast as I spread her legs apart, when I did it I felt no shame and all at once a white stuff came. Atlast it’s finished. It’s all over now, my first time ever Milking a COW.!
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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY
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A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.
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M.B.B.S Final Year
Question Paper
Eill in the blanks
If a Girl Faints,

We must first check
Her P U _ S _
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Only Girls Student’s
Passed…
They Wrote P U L S E
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Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?
A: Idli Maavu
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Wife: Please be Gentle, It’s My ‘FIRST TIME’…

Hubby: What ???
But, You have Divorced Thrice.

Wife: Yes!
My 1st Hubby was a Psychiatrist.
He Only Talked about it.

The 2nd was a Gynaecologist.
He just kept Looking at it

The 3rd was an Engineer.
He needed one year to Design a New Method.

Now You are a Lawyer.
This time I know, I’m Gonna Get SCREWED!!!
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A Lady when Playing Golf,
Plays a Shot,
the Ball went and Hit a Person…

He fell down putting
his hand in between his Legs
and started Screaming.

She went and said Relax,
I’m a Physio Doc.
I will help you to Reduce the Pain.

She Unzipped his Pants and
Massaged his Dick Vigrously.
Then She asked him,

How he Felt After the Massage.

He Replied, It was Nice,
But the Finger which got hurt
is Still Paining
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Unnai en Idhayam yendru solla maattean Yean theriyumaa…?

Unnai Thudikka Vittu Uyir Vaazha yenakku viruppam illai…..
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Kaatrey!!!

AvalaiKadandhu Varuvadhaldhan

Unnai Nan Swasikkiren.
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Agni Veyilil Nadakkaiyil

Enakku Mattum Kulirgiradhe…

Unnai Parka varuvathanala…
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Naan

Aayul Kaidhi

Aagirean!!!

Un Aadaikkul

Ennai

Sirai Vaippai Enrall!!!
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Nee

Adhikalaiyil

Kolamidum

Azhagai Partha

Nila…

Adam Pidikiradhu

Amavasai

Iravilum

Valam Vandhu

Unnai

Parpadharku!!
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5 Chinese Chu Bu Hu Fu and Su decided to immigrate to the US .
In order to get a visa they had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became Huck
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Fu and Su decided to stay in China
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Here’s a story of a man & three women. One (a prostitute)one (a mistress)and one (a wife).

When he makes love to the firstshe thinks”Just hurry up and finish.”
The second one thinks”Just relax slow down and make this last longer.”
The third one lays there and thinks”I’d think we should paint the ceiling Beige.”
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Everyday an Armyman’s wife used
to send him a naked photo of herself,
Legs Wide Open in different styles,
with a note
“This is how’ll Stay Until You Return”.

Surprisingly he
Never Thought of asking, “Who’s Taking those Photos”???
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Teacher: Why are you Late???

Student: My Dad told me to take our cow to Bull!!!

Teacher: Can’t Your Dad Do it???

Student: No Maam, only The Bull Can Do It!!!
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Manidhanin
KANNEER-ukku
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Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla…….
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Vengaayamum-dhan…
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Vadivelu: Ingu 1000 Rubaikku Edhu Vaanginalum
” 1 WATCH FREE “!!!

Parthiban: Edhu Vaanginaalum “Watch” Free-ya???

Vadivelu: Yes…

Parthiban: Appa 1000 Rubaikku Chillarai Kodu!.!.!.
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Two Irish bought 2 Horses.

To Identify them,
They Cut the Tail of 1 Horse.

The Horse WITH Tail is mine,

and the hosre WITHOUT Tail is Yours.

A Cunning Fellow Cut
the Tail of Another.

They got very confused.

This time they tie a BELT to a horse.

The Horse WITH Belt is mine,

and the hosre WITHOUT Belt is Yours.

Another Cunning Fellow Cut
the Belt of Another.

They got very confused again.

1St Irish told this is the Last Identification…

WHITE Horse is Mine

and

BLACK is yours.
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Nee ennai ninaika vendum endru nan sms anuppavillai. Nan unnai ninaikiren enbadhaal, anuppukiren.!

Good Mng……
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Free Msg Irukkum bodhu 100 SmS Anuppuratha Vida,

SmS-ku Paisa Irukkumbodhu 1 SmS Anuppurathudhan…

Unmaiyana Natpu…

by

Natpukkaga SmS Anuppi Balance Izhandhor Sangam
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Avarukum ENNAI Pidikavillai Enakum ENNAI Pidikavillai Athanaal..

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Naangal Iruvarum ENNAI Illamal Dhosai Vaangi Saapittom..:-)

Jun 28, 2009

Chocolate SMS - Chocolate Love SMS

If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!

Life is like a chocolate box.
Each choclate is like a portion of life.
some are crunchy, some r nutty,
some r soft, but all r DELICIOUS.

Lovely chocolate n Lovely u,
And Lovely are the things you do,
But the loveliest is the friendship of the two,
One is Me and Other is u!

This is a chocolate message,
For a dairy milk person,
From a five star friend,
For a melody reason,
And a kitkat time,
On a munch day,
In a perk mood to say,
Happy Chocolate Day..

Today is chocolate day,
Dairy milk 4 love,
Perk for friends,
Kit Kat for best friends,
Polo for hatred,
And mentos for cool persons,
what do you choose 4 me,
Reply is must….

SMS for Lovers

First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

Girl ur clever girl ur smart.
Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!

WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND
WHAT IS LOVE? L FOR LAND OF SORROW.O FOR OCEAN OF TERAS. V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH. E FOR END OF LIFE.MISS U ALL TIME

today a few drops of blood
today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was "There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.

L is for lust
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love

Love is just like life
Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving

Remember me like pressed flowe
Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life..

My love that shall not die, t
My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate,
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

My love for you is a journey,
My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never

Dont give password of our Love
Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.

I am in hospital now
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Love SMS - Kadhal SMS

I was loving you, I am loving you and i will be loving you through out of my life.

Beautiful pictures are developed by negatives in dark room, so if you see darkness in your life, assume that God is making a beautiful future for you.

In life love is not planned, nor does it happen for a reason. But when the love is true, it becomes your plan of life and your reason of living.

Sometime my eyes get jealous of my heart. know why?
...Because you always remain close to my heart.

We are like a needle of a clock. Though we are in the same clock, we are not able to meet. Even if we meet, its only for few seconds. But we always stay connected.

If i would give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then you realise how special you are to me.

Only eyes speaks truth, neither mirror nor lips.
Person who loves you can see pain in your eyes,
while everyone else still believe in your smile.

Care is the sweetest form of love, when someone says take care it really means that you will stay in their heart till it's last beat......so take care.

Last night, when i was thinking about you, a tear rolled down my cheek. I asked why? Tear said there lives something so sweet in your eyes that there is no space for me.

A rose says I Love You, a smile says I Like You, a ring says i'll marry you, but this small message says "I Remember You."

Love SMS

What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you.

If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.

Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me Love is the best thing you ever had.

If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...

he moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

L- is for the way you look at me
0- is for the only one i see
V- is very very extraordianry
E- is even more than anyone that i adore
and love is all that i can give to you

love is more than just a game for 2
Two in love can make it, take my heart and please don't break it
Love was made for me and youuuu

Week dayz without Love

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday"... so be in Luv everyday...

Jun 26, 2009

Tamil SMS Jokes

sedi yean pachaiya irruku?
pachatha thanni oothurathala
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Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan.... Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan, avan oru PODI paiyanaam..... ayyoooo... ayyooooo....

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mappilaiyum ponnum nadandhu pogumbodhu mazha peyudhu.. maappila nananjudaraan aanaal ponnu nanaiyala.. yen ? - Koora podava

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Oru annanum thangachiyum oru kadaikku vegamaa odi varaanga.. vandhadhum enna vaanguvaanga ? - Moochu

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postman keezha vizhundha eppadi vizhuvaar ? - thabaal

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Vayasukku vandha tamil nadigar yaaru?

Major Sunderraajan.

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Which animal knows to dance well?

Think..

Think..

ok ok

its..

"AADU"

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What is the opposit of STD?

No-cofee-da (S-T-D)

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Tea-kadai'kaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar?

cup-t,cup-t,cup-t,cup-t.........

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Neenga computer munnadi ukkandhu work panna, adhu enna ninaikkum theriyuma?

Intel Inside

Mental Outside!

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Stu 1: enda unnai peincipal thittinar stu 2: Principal avaroda naya kaanavillai nu paperla add kodukka sonnar. Naan "principal naya" kanumnu add koduthutten.

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Namitha-ku 5 vaisu irukupothu avanga parents epadi koopitirupanga? ....................................................................................................Romba mukkiyam. poi velaya parunga.

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Professor: Ulagam oru nadaga madai athil namellam nadikargal. Student: sie enakku yaara jodiya po suveega sir....

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Povukul theyn, Nellukul Arishi, Mannukul Vairam, "Un manasa Thottu sollu? Un Mandaikul kaliman thaney!!!!

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Messages are given to

Those who are apart

But what shall i give

When you are in my heart.

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“This is a funny world where they make

Lemon Juices with

Artificial flavours and Dishwash liquids with

Real Lemon.”- Steve K. Philip.

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Ordinary Kozhikku ethanai kal?

Unga answer 2 thappu.

Correct answer is 10 kalgal.

(Aadu)4 kalgal + (Nari)4 kalgal + (Kozhi)2 kalgal

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In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?

Because they are lion's club memebers.

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Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.

Onion Union

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Manidhanukkum, Mobile’ukkum small difference.?!?

Manidhanukku

Kaal illainaa Balance

panna mudiyaadhu

Mobile’ukku

Balance illainaa Call

panna mudiyaadhu..

Today’s Kadi :

Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!

Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhey



Rendu velaiyaiyum

Orey nearathula

adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.s

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Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) b’se after S there is a mile.

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Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.

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”Malaimegam” kku opposit yenna? Ans: Malai may not come.

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saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu? Ariya bhavan

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saradu vitte mele pona nadigar yaar? KAthadi ramamoorthy

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vethilaiyudan seraadha paakku edhu? mysore paakku

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Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku.

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What is the negative word for “Subramaniam samy” Subramaniam did not see me.

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Omakuchi een olliya Irukkar? Ans : Athu Avar Ishtam.

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Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi? . saagaama irukkaNum

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Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? adhukku neechal theriyaadhu

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Kakam Aen Thanneril Muzhugathu? . kaakkai karaiyum.

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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!!

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Q: What is ANOTHER difference bet Pesrson1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? Person2 : AANKING (!)

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cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku… athu maraikkum

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what is one word for “hold my cycle sir ?” encyclopedia

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Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla oru cup milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin

kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum ;-))))

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Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.

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Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water ? Answer: If you drop a Glass of Milk ….

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naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga vangiyathu “Gundu” Voosi

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Yaanai thannila viluntha yenna agum ? Neer yanaiyayidum

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What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H to O)

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Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum?” “Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi irukkum!”

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After digging to a depth of 100m last year,

Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: “US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.”

One week later, the Indian press reported the following:

“After digging as deep as 500m, Indian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones.”

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Tamil Joke

பொண்ண கரெக்ட் பண்ணும்போது இருக்கும் ஆர்வம் 
என்பது ரூவா குடுத்து குவாட்டர் வாங்கும் போது இருக்க ஆர்வம் மாதிரி ...
எப்படினாலும் கரெக்ட் பண்ணனும்னு.

அவளையே கல்யாணம் பண்ணும்போது..
அஞ்சு ரூவா குடுத்து உப்புக்கடலை வாங்கும் ஆர்வம் மாதிரி

ஏண்டா இவ்வளவு செலவு பண்ணுனோம்னு...

-கிழிஞ்சு போன சட்ட. வழிய விட்றா மொட்டை குருப்.

Tamil - IT Films

If Software Engineers Produce Films,
How will they Name them.?

7 GB
Hard Disk Colony.

YENAKKU 20 MB
UNAKKU 18 MB.

Pudhukottayil Irundhu
VIRUS

Kaalamellam
Anti VIRUS Vaazhga

VIRUS’ai’
Vettaiyaadi Villaiyaadu.

Solla Marandha PASSWORD.
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1. RAM Thediya Engineer
2. Chinna Mouse Periya Mouse
3. Aathaa Naan Java Certificate Vaangitten
4. En System En Folder
5. Mouse Magesan
6.Login Aagaamal Ulle Vaa (peiy padam)
7. Mail Anuppa Neramillai
8.Paar Monitor-ai Paar
9.(Java) Padithaal Mattum Podhuma
10.(EJB) Padithu Vaazha Vendum
11.Dbase-ilirundu Oracle Varai
12 .Thudikkum (Mouse) Pointers
13.Saranam Internet (Bakthi padam)
14. Mouse Koduppaal GUIaambaal (Meena/KRVijaya (GUIaambaal) )
15. Ithuthaandaa Program (Telugu Dubbing)
16. PM-aa Irundaa Enakkenna (Telugu Dubbing) (PM = Project Manager)
17. Vaishnavi MCA (Vijayashanti)
18.1000 Dollar Vaangiya Aboorva Bench Mani
19.Linkaagatha Code-um Linkaagum
20.10-m 10-m 100 (Binary)
21. Manathil Logic Vendum
22. Code-kkul Bug
23. Aval oru Programmer
24. Ulagam Suttrum System Analyst
25. Thedi Vanda Consultant
26. Thottathellaam Dollar-aagum
27. Engalukkum Offer Varum
28. En Rasavin Mouse-ile
29. Nalla Mouse-kaaran
30. Mouse-ae Mouse-ae
31. Mouse-kkul Matthapu
32. Click-ae Thudikudhu Mouse
33. Veetle Desktop Velile Laptop
34. Mouse En Kaiyil
35. Internet Oiyvadhillai
36. Oru Mouse -in Sabadham
37 .Oracle Appadithaan
38 .Naan Keyboard illai (adichaa)
39 .VB koadu Oracle Tharuven
40 .Connect Aagatha Modem-um Connect Aagum

Jun 24, 2009

SMS

Anniversary sms | Bengali sms | Best Wish sms | Birthday sms | Christmas sms | Cool sms | Cute Sms | Diwali Sms | Easter sms | Eid sms | Father's Day SMS | Flirt sms | Friendship sms | Funny SMS | Good Luck sms | Good Morning Sms | Good Night sms | Hindi sms | Holi sms | Independence Day sms | Insult SMS | Islamic sms | Kiss sms | Lovely SMS | Malayalam sms | Missing You sms | Mobile Phones | Mothers Day sms | New Year sms | Punjabi sms | Rude Sms | Santa Banta sms | Sardar SMS | Smile sms | Sms Jokes | Sweet sms | Tamil Sms Jokes | Urdu sms | Valentine Day SMS | Wise Words

Tamil Sms Jokes, Tamil Sms Jokes | Tamil sms jokes | sms jokes | Funny sms | Tamil sms | Kannada sms | Bengali sms | Gujarati | Marathi | Bengali | Kannada | Malayalam sms | Absurd Messages |Animal sms Jokes | Blonde sms Jokes | Clinton sms Jokes | Love SMS | GoodMorning SMS | Good Night SMS | Tamil Kadi SMS | Mokkai SMS | Sex SMS | Kadhal SMS

Jun 21, 2009

Tamil Kadhal Kavithai

"Naan Uyirodu Iruppathu ellorukkum therium!
Aanaal en uyir unnodu Iruppathu yarukku therium!
Unnai thavira"

Jun 14, 2009

Kallarai Kaathal

aval methum sila pookal
enn methum sila pookal
nano kallaraiyill
avalo manavaraiyill

Yennavale

Anbe unnai nilavuku opidamatan nilavaum eruvar thottu vitathaal!
Unnai malaruku opidamatan vandugal moipathinal!
Neei puthiyaval eanakaaga piranthaval diiii
yennavaleeeeeee

True Love

Aval ennai vittu senralum
En,
kadhal Avalai vitu sella villai
En Enral,
naan Avalai kathalikka villai
Aval Manathai thaan kaathalithen.

Kadhal Kaviyam

uravugal enbathu
ilaiyuthir kalathu
yekka kanavugal…..

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kanavai mattum kaanatheergal…..
pinnbu kaneeril
ezhuthapadum
ungalin kaaviyangal…….

Nijam - Poi

Ennai maranthu ne un veettil haayaga……

Naan unai ninaithu roatil naayaga…..

Tamil Kadhal Kavithai

Unnai

Endha Alavukku

Pidikkum Enru

Theriyavillai…

Aanal!

Unnai

Pidiththa Alavukku

Indha Ulagaththil

Veru Edhuvum

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