Tamil SMS Jokes

sedi yean pachaiya irruku?
pachatha thanni oothurathala
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Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan.... Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan, avan oru PODI paiyanaam..... ayyoooo... ayyooooo....

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mappilaiyum ponnum nadandhu pogumbodhu mazha peyudhu.. maappila nananjudaraan aanaal ponnu nanaiyala.. yen ? - Koora podava

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Oru annanum thangachiyum oru kadaikku vegamaa odi varaanga.. vandhadhum enna vaanguvaanga ? - Moochu

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postman keezha vizhundha eppadi vizhuvaar ? - thabaal

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Vayasukku vandha tamil nadigar yaaru?

Major Sunderraajan.

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Which animal knows to dance well?

Think..

Think..

ok ok

its..

"AADU"

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What is the opposit of STD?

No-cofee-da (S-T-D)

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Tea-kadai'kaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar?

cup-t,cup-t,cup-t,cup-t.........

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Neenga computer munnadi ukkandhu work panna, adhu enna ninaikkum theriyuma?

Intel Inside

Mental Outside!

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Stu 1: enda unnai peincipal thittinar stu 2: Principal avaroda naya kaanavillai nu paperla add kodukka sonnar. Naan "principal naya" kanumnu add koduthutten.

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Namitha-ku 5 vaisu irukupothu avanga parents epadi koopitirupanga? ....................................................................................................Romba mukkiyam. poi velaya parunga.

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Professor: Ulagam oru nadaga madai athil namellam nadikargal. Student: sie enakku yaara jodiya po suveega sir....

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Povukul theyn, Nellukul Arishi, Mannukul Vairam, "Un manasa Thottu sollu? Un Mandaikul kaliman thaney!!!!

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Messages are given to

Those who are apart

But what shall i give

When you are in my heart.

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“This is a funny world where they make

Lemon Juices with

Artificial flavours and Dishwash liquids with

Real Lemon.”- Steve K. Philip.

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Ordinary Kozhikku ethanai kal?

Unga answer 2 thappu.

Correct answer is 10 kalgal.

(Aadu)4 kalgal + (Nari)4 kalgal + (Kozhi)2 kalgal

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In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?

Because they are lion's club memebers.

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Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.

Onion Union

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Manidhanukkum, Mobile’ukkum small difference.?!?

Manidhanukku

Kaal illainaa Balance

panna mudiyaadhu

Mobile’ukku

Balance illainaa Call

panna mudiyaadhu..

Today’s Kadi :

Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!

Yean Theriyumaa.?

romba yosikkaadhey



Rendu velaiyaiyum

Orey nearathula

adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.s

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Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) b’se after S there is a mile.

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Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.

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”Malaimegam” kku opposit yenna? Ans: Malai may not come.

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saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu? Ariya bhavan

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saradu vitte mele pona nadigar yaar? KAthadi ramamoorthy

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vethilaiyudan seraadha paakku edhu? mysore paakku

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Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku.

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What is the negative word for “Subramaniam samy” Subramaniam did not see me.

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Omakuchi een olliya Irukkar? Ans : Athu Avar Ishtam.

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Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi? . saagaama irukkaNum

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Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? adhukku neechal theriyaadhu

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Kakam Aen Thanneril Muzhugathu? . kaakkai karaiyum.

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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!!

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Q: What is ANOTHER difference bet Pesrson1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? Person2 : AANKING (!)

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cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku… athu maraikkum

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what is one word for “hold my cycle sir ?” encyclopedia

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Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla oru cup milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin

kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum ;-))))

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Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.

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Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water ? Answer: If you drop a Glass of Milk ….

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naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga vangiyathu “Gundu” Voosi

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Yaanai thannila viluntha yenna agum ? Neer yanaiyayidum

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What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H to O)

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Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum?” “Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi irukkum!”

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After digging to a depth of 100m last year,

Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: “US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.”

One week later, the Indian press reported the following:

“After digging as deep as 500m, Indian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones.”

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