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Teacher: Nee Periyavanaagi Yenna Panna Pora?

Boy: Kalyaanam…

Teacher: Adhu Illa Nee Yennaava Aaga Virumbura?
Boy: Husband…

Teacher: No I Mean Unakku Vaazhkkaiyil
Yenna Kidaikkanum’nu Yedhir Pakkura?
Boy: Wife…

Teacher: Oh No Unga Parents’ku Yenna Panna Pora?
Boy: Marumagall Theduvean…

Teacher: Stupid, Unga Appaa Unkitta Yenna Yedhir Paarkkiraar?
Boy: Pera Kuzhandhai…

Teacher: Aiyyo Kadavulley!! Dai, Un Vazhkkai Latchiyam Yenna?
Boy: NAAM IRUVAR !!!  NAMAKKU IRUVAR!!!