Tamil Kadhal SMS

En idhayathai thirudiyaval nee,
Thanimayil irundhu vaaduvadhu naana?
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Rathiyae unnai kandadhum mathi'ilandhaen
Nilavae unnai paarthadhum sol'lilandhaen
Varam koduppaayaa un kadhalai?
Kadan koduppaayaa un idhayathai?

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Love Propose Tamil kathal kavithai
Kadhal inikkum karumbaa? Erikkum neruppa?
Theriyavillai...
Kadhal paarkadal amirdhama?
Paambin nanja?
Rusithadillai...
Kathal poongavin thendrala?
Paalaivana puyala?
Puriyadha pudhir...
Idhaiyellam anubavikka,
enakku un kadhal varam tharuvaaya?

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Kadhal Haiku
Kaathirupadhu aanukku alagu,
Kaakka vaipadhu pennukku alagu.

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amil Kadhal SMS asking for answer
En kanngalil unnayum,
en kan imayil en uyirayum,
ethhanai naatkaldhan sumandhu thirivaen?
Idhu unakku nyayama?
En kangalai mooda munbu,
mudivondrai sollividu en kannimayae.
Short but sweet Tamil Love SMS
Penne unnai kandadhum kadhal konden naane,
Kanne'thirae thondriyadhalae tholaindavan naanthaane.

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Describing Kadhali with Tamil Romantic SMS
Uyirukkul manithan alagu,
Manithanukkul pen alagu,
Pennukul nee alagu,
Unnakul ellamey alagu.
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Romantic Tamil Kavithai Haiku SMS Kaatril Kuda Aval irukkiraal Enbathai Unarthen..!
Thoosi'yaai Vanthu En Kannai Kalanga Vaitha Podhu......
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Unnai

Endha Alavukku

Pidikkum Enru

Theriyavillai…

Aanal!

Unnai

Pidiththa Alavukku

Indha Ulagaththil

Veru Edhuvum

Enakku Pidikkavillai…

MY DEAR I LOVE YOU FOREVER…
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Aval Mutham Itta Idathil
Yaarum Thottu Vida Koodathendru
Naan Aamaitha Veli Thaan
Indha Dhaadi…
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uravugal enbathu
ilaiyuthir kalathu
yekka kanavugal…..

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kanavai mattum kanatheergal…..
pinnbu kaneeril
ezhulathapadum
ungalin kaviyangal…….
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anba unnai nilavuku opidamatan nilavaum eruvar thotu vitathal!
unnai malaruku opidamatan vadugal moypathinal!
nii puthiyaval eanakana pirathvala diiii
eannavalaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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endru pornamium ellai! ean evalavu valicham?
malargal eallam anathamai malargiratha vidiyalum alla!
pullimangal thili vilaiyada…
aagilama anathathil muzhgi erukirathu. aaaan?
anba un varugayalo!!!!

endu avalin piratha nall…
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Nam kangal sandaiyidugaiyil kaayam ennamo en idhayathirku dhan…
Anbe un pinju idhalgalal en nenjil othadam kodupaya?…
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Kangal Asaiya Villai.

Uthadugal Pesavillai.

Idhayam Mattum

Valiyal Thudikirathu

Anbe Unnai Kanamal…

Unakkaga
Kathirukkam
Saran***
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“karpanaigalai kanakillamal sumanthu sellum perunthu idayam”
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What is Kathal?
Operation illamal idayangal edammaarum idam!
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Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey
Pin aval unai athigamaga pesa vaithi viduval " thaniyaga" .
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Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum thandanai.
"KADHAL"
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Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni......
"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu
un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.
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Unmaiyaana anbukku mattumey un kanneer thulligal theriyum.”. “nee mazhaiyil nanaindhu kondey azhudhaalum kooda”
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Mounama iruntha podhu santhiththom, Peasum poluthu printhu vittom.. by {uthadukal }
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Vizhigal moodum sila nimidangal mattum nan unnai ninaipathillai.
En vizhigal nirantharamai moodum varai ninaithu kondirupen Unai…..
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Kaatrum manakirathu! kaaranam…
Athu un swasathaiyum seirthu sumanthu varugiradhe Athanal thaan…!
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Akka friend’a akkaava ninaikkalam, thangachi friend’a thangachiyaa ninaikalam but….
Pondatti frienda pondattiya ninaika mudiyuma?
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Night was young and moon was high as we were alone just she and I, her eyes were blue I knew exactly what she wanted me to do, her skin was so smooth her legs were fine, I ran my finger down her spine, I don’t know how but I tried my best as I placed my hand on her breast. My heart was beating fast as I spread her legs apart, when I did it I felt no shame and all at once a white stuff came. Atlast it’s finished. It’s all over now, my first time ever Milking a COW.!
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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY
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A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.
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M.B.B.S Final Year
Question Paper
Eill in the blanks
If a Girl Faints,

We must first check
Her P U _ S _
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Only Girls Student’s
Passed…
They Wrote P U L S E
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Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?
A: Idli Maavu
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Wife: Please be Gentle, It’s My ‘FIRST TIME’…

Hubby: What ???
But, You have Divorced Thrice.

Wife: Yes!
My 1st Hubby was a Psychiatrist.
He Only Talked about it.

The 2nd was a Gynaecologist.
He just kept Looking at it

The 3rd was an Engineer.
He needed one year to Design a New Method.

Now You are a Lawyer.
This time I know, I’m Gonna Get SCREWED!!!
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A Lady when Playing Golf,
Plays a Shot,
the Ball went and Hit a Person…

He fell down putting
his hand in between his Legs
and started Screaming.

She went and said Relax,
I’m a Physio Doc.
I will help you to Reduce the Pain.

She Unzipped his Pants and
Massaged his Dick Vigrously.
Then She asked him,

How he Felt After the Massage.

He Replied, It was Nice,
But the Finger which got hurt
is Still Paining
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Unnai en Idhayam yendru solla maattean Yean theriyumaa…?

Unnai Thudikka Vittu Uyir Vaazha yenakku viruppam illai…..
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Kaatrey!!!

AvalaiKadandhu Varuvadhaldhan

Unnai Nan Swasikkiren.
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Agni Veyilil Nadakkaiyil

Enakku Mattum Kulirgiradhe…

Unnai Parka varuvathanala…
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Naan

Aayul Kaidhi

Aagirean!!!

Un Aadaikkul

Ennai

Sirai Vaippai Enrall!!!
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Nee

Adhikalaiyil

Kolamidum

Azhagai Partha

Nila…

Adam Pidikiradhu

Amavasai

Iravilum

Valam Vandhu

Unnai

Parpadharku!!
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5 Chinese Chu Bu Hu Fu and Su decided to immigrate to the US .
In order to get a visa they had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became Huck
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Fu and Su decided to stay in China
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Here’s a story of a man & three women. One (a prostitute)one (a mistress)and one (a wife).

When he makes love to the firstshe thinks”Just hurry up and finish.”
The second one thinks”Just relax slow down and make this last longer.”
The third one lays there and thinks”I’d think we should paint the ceiling Beige.”
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Everyday an Armyman’s wife used
to send him a naked photo of herself,
Legs Wide Open in different styles,
with a note
“This is how’ll Stay Until You Return”.

Surprisingly he
Never Thought of asking, “Who’s Taking those Photos”???
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Teacher: Why are you Late???

Student: My Dad told me to take our cow to Bull!!!

Teacher: Can’t Your Dad Do it???

Student: No Maam, only The Bull Can Do It!!!
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Manidhanin
KANNEER-ukku
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Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla…….
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Vengaayamum-dhan…
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Vadivelu: Ingu 1000 Rubaikku Edhu Vaanginalum
” 1 WATCH FREE “!!!

Parthiban: Edhu Vaanginaalum “Watch” Free-ya???

Vadivelu: Yes…

Parthiban: Appa 1000 Rubaikku Chillarai Kodu!.!.!.
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Two Irish bought 2 Horses.

To Identify them,
They Cut the Tail of 1 Horse.

The Horse WITH Tail is mine,

and the hosre WITHOUT Tail is Yours.

A Cunning Fellow Cut
the Tail of Another.

They got very confused.

This time they tie a BELT to a horse.

The Horse WITH Belt is mine,

and the hosre WITHOUT Belt is Yours.

Another Cunning Fellow Cut
the Belt of Another.

They got very confused again.

1St Irish told this is the Last Identification…

WHITE Horse is Mine

and

BLACK is yours.
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Nee ennai ninaika vendum endru nan sms anuppavillai. Nan unnai ninaikiren enbadhaal, anuppukiren.!

Good Mng……
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Free Msg Irukkum bodhu 100 SmS Anuppuratha Vida,

SmS-ku Paisa Irukkumbodhu 1 SmS Anuppurathudhan…

Unmaiyana Natpu…

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Natpukkaga SmS Anuppi Balance Izhandhor Sangam
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Avarukum ENNAI Pidikavillai Enakum ENNAI Pidikavillai Athanaal..

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Naangal Iruvarum ENNAI Illamal Dhosai Vaangi Saapittom..:-)