Dec 19, 2010

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Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

   


TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

   


Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

   


Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae

   


School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam ... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

   


Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

   


Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

   


Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)

   


Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

   


1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

   


Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1

   


Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

   


One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

   


Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

   


Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.

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